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I Hate Victoria's Secret
As a point of clarification; I don't particularly hate Victoria's secrets;
her super-special undergarments have always been well-fitting and pushing
things up where they need to be.
No no, I mean the OUTER wear. The clothes that look fantastic on the teenage
models with stick-thin arms. They look comfortable and fashionable and able
to say 'hello! We are sexy and light and fun!" You flip through the
Semi-annual clearance catalogue and think that perhaps you too can be breezy
and able to turn heads wherever you may roam. Then you get the clothes home
and they just fit WEIRD.
They'll hug your hips in places that shouldn't be hugged. Or gap strangely
over your stomach. Or a myriad of other problems that just make the clothes
NOT WORK.
Guess I'll stick to the undergarments.
