QotD: Warning:
If you came with a warning label, what would it say?
Submitted by chris.
"WARNING: PRIVATE PROPERTY. CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE. PROTECT FROM SUNLIGHT AND LIMIT EXPOSURE TO TEMPERATURES UNDER 55F OR EXCEEDING 100F. FLAMMABLE. ALCOHOL AND NARCOTICS ONLY TO BE USED IN SMALL AMOUNTS. NO TRESPASSING. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THOSE WITH SCREAMING PROGENY, AN ABSENCE OF A SENSE OF HUMOR OR HARD RIGHT POLITICIANS. EXPOSURE TO THESE ITEMS MAY RESULT IN EXPANSIVE USE OF PROFANITY. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN. USE ONLY AS DIRECTED. MAY UNEXPECTEDLY ACCELERATE TO DANGEROUS SPEEDS. INTENTIONAL MISUSE BY DELIBERATELY CONCENTRATING AND INHALING THE CONTENTS CAN BE HARMFUL OR FATAL. CONTAINS GOD COMPLEX."
